Move Over Dr. Phil and Dr. Ruth....

Join us in our spiritual quest for more awareness
on how to love one another.

The well-tailored women in Dr. Pat Allen's Therapeutic Theater flock seem to have it all. Problem is, they've got nobody with whom to share it. They're confused and abused by love.

So they've lined up to hear psychotherapist-author Pat Allen field questions about love, sex and relating every Monday night in Los Angeles and every Wednesday night in Orange County.

And they get an earful. "Men can't think and feel at the same time," Allen jibes. "So when we're having a good time on a date, we know it right away. Silly us. We think the man's been on the date with us. Truth is, it may take six to eight weeks for him to distill the experience and call us back. It's like a boa constrictor feeding off one mouse for a week."

Allen started her therapeutic shtick in Orange County, California, fifteen years ago and has been gathering a following ever since, using a blend of humor and outrageousness to cut through the psychobabble. Sex without commitment is foolish, she says, though sex for money is okay — as long as both parties are practical about it.

A relationship doesn't dissolve; it "discombobulates." She calls the penis a "magic wand." And the women (and a sprinkling of men) howl at her frankness.

—Los Angeles Magazine Peoplescape

In Los Angeles at the Odyssey Theatre....

Live, on stage, in person. See and hear nationally known therapist, author and lecturer Dr. Pat Allen pounce on the question: Have we lost our ability to mate or to relate?

• An evening for singles and couples
• Men and women in the new millennium
• Laugh and learn how to avoid bad relationships and how to keep good relationships together
• Discover how the masculine and feminine roles affect the dynamics of a relationship
• Stop doing a slam dance with your mate and learn how to waltz

The Odyssey Theatre
2055 South Sepulveda (at Olympic Boulevard)
West Los Angeles, California
Every Monday
(View map)
7:00 to 8:30 p.m.
$10 admission at the door

Phone 310-557-2154 for recorded information.

In Orange County at The Lido Building....

Live and in person. Dr. Pat Allen hosts a group for lively evenings of self-discovery filled with humor and wisdom for singles and couples.

It's an evening of understanding yourself and the opposite sex. "It's the 2000's. You can be whomever you want to be. Just be sure your partner is your complement," Dr. Allen advises.

The Lido Building
3355 Via Lido (at Via Oporto)
Newport Beach, California
(View map)
Every Wednesday
7:00 to 8:30 p.m.
$10 admission at the door

Directions: Costa Mesa Freeway (55 south) to its end on Newport Boulevard; follow Newport Boulevard south. Crossing over Pacific Coast Highway (PCH): take first left after the PCH overpass at first traffic signal (Via Lido); take right on Via Oporto; park free in the lot behind The Lido Building.

The Monthly "Art of Loving" Seminar....

In Century City (Los Angeles), California, 3rd Thursday evening of every month (3rd Friday starting in 2009), 7:00-9:00 p.m., at The Art of Loving Seminars With Dr. Pat Allen, Elite Personal Search, 10100 Santa Monica Boulevard, Suite 410, Century City (Los Angeles), California. Call 310-551-6600.

• Dec. 18, 2008 - Part 2 "How To Ruin a Relationship"

• Jan. 16, 2009 - Part 3 "Communication Skills"

• Feb. 20, 2009 - Part 4 "What Do You Want in a Mate?"

• Mar. 20, 2009 - Part 1 "How To Find a Relationship"

• Apr. 17, 2009 - Part 2 "How To Ruin a Relationship"

• May 15, 2009 - Part 3 "Communication Skills"

• June 19, 2009 - Part 4 "What Do You Want in a Mate?"

• July 17, 2009 - Part 1 "How To Find a Relationship"

• Aug. 21, 2009 - Part 2 "How To Ruin a Relationship"

• Sept. 18, 2009 - Part 3 "Communication Skills"

• Oct. 16, 2009 - Part 4 "What Do You Want in a Mate?"

• Nov. 20, 2009 - Part 1 "How To Find a Relationship"

• Dec. 18, 2009 - Part 2 "How To Ruin a Relationship"

Dr. Pat Allen Weekend Retreat
Aldersgate Retreat Center, Pacific Palisades, California.

• May 29-31, 2009 — Weekend Retreat. Pat talks on The physical and emotional aspects of being a spiritual person •More details and make reservations....
• Oct. 2-4, 2009 — Weekend Retreat. Pat talks on The physical and emotional aspects of being a spiritual person •More details and make reservations....

Can't Attend the Seminars?

"Art of Relationships" One of Dr. Pat Allen's complete seminars, taped before a live audience on a recent cruise. 5-DVD set. (This seminar is complete in itself, and is not included in "A Lifetime of Love" Box Set.)

Go to PRODUCTS to order now or call 800-496-3983